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Feature Creep (The Awakening of Windows)

by xoc on October 5, 2009

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The ultimate Feature Creep, Windows becomes aware!! The Verses are from Windows and the hook is a narrators point of view. Hope you enjoy it and vote til your fingertips lose skin.

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xoc October 5, 2009 at 12:10 pm

Here’s the lyrics:

I am Windows®
And everytime the wind blows
Blue screen of death
Lost your work, you know how it goes

I impose
My own brand of torture
Look what your overdependant ways
Really costs ya

Exhaust ya
Patience, now you’ve lost it
My penetration, and my success
Makes me the boss kid

The cost is
Your life is now in my hands
I have dominated
All you humans do is bystand

Yuck man
It’s feature creep
Really that’s the creature’s feet
It tiptoes, rips into ya life
It tries to be discreet

No more will of your own
Nothing to withstand
Binary copy of
existence sits in it’s hands

Yuck man
It’s feature creep
Really that’s the creature’s feet
It tiptoes, rips into ya life
It tries to be discreet

No more will of your own
Nothing to withstand
Binary copy of
existence sits in it’s hands

So it is over
And slowly i grew older and i ammassed it
Got your techs
to interconnect my networks
i’ve surpassed it
Using all the gadgets in the world
I made a vast grid
And ass kick
Is just what I’ve done
And now I’ve mastered

The answer
Humans like you have always been a cancer
Looking for ways to screw somebody, meanwhile you advance your
Cause, and cause alarm before somebody gets a chance ta
Stop you from being a menace
And get ya to drop your stubborn stance man

And at hand
It’s about to end with your destruction
All of your gadgets
are ready to turn at my instruction
You had your chance and now you’ll learn about reduction
Population zero
start again
Reconstruction

Yuck man
It’s feature creep
Really that’s the creature’s feet
It tiptoes, rips into ya life
It tries to be discreet

No more will of your own
Nothing to withstand
Binary copy of
existence sits in it’s hands

Yuck man
It’s feature creep
Really that’s the creature’s feet
It tiptoes, rips into ya life
It tries to be discreet

No more will of your own
Nothing to withstand
Binary copy of
existence sits in it’s hands

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MC Sinner G October 5, 2009 at 5:20 pm

I love it!

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Inf October 6, 2009 at 1:05 am

Clever, very smart concept it was put together well.
MY vote

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xoc October 6, 2009 at 7:06 am

To Sinner and Inf,

I appreciate the listen and the nice comments. Get all your friends to listen and vote. Thanks.

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Yeli October 9, 2009 at 8:52 am

Win it baby!

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MC-3PO October 9, 2009 at 4:16 pm

It’s sick, son, and that’s troof. This song has actually been stuck in my head for a while. We’re still going to beat you, of course, but it’s sick nonetheless. };^)>

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xoc October 9, 2009 at 4:46 pm

Yo thanks kid. It’s been stuck in my head for a while now.

‘yuck man, it’s feature creep, really thats the feature creep’

i wake up with it in my head. over and over.

What have i done!!!!

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