Verse 1:
“Nerdcore is dead!” cried out MC Lars Horris
It’s not making any money, rappers findin out what poor is
Showed him my demo and he slapped it out my hand
then he slapped me in the face, man he hates new nerdy bands
… I’m just kidding, only said that for cp’s
but if you’re knocking nerdcore better drop down to your knees
and apologize to MC Frontalot, just say you’re sorry
Or I’ma have you cursin the first time you ever saw me
Listen, let me help you to see
Nerdcore is an overarching genre, good for you and me
I’m a rhinoceros with rhymes as bright as phosphorous
you could call me superman if I was from metropolis
…You can’t handle how I’m droppin this
so let me put a stop to this, it’s time to cease and desist
you ready for the money shot, if I promise not to miss?
well get ready, cause here it comes
Chorus:
When a nerdcore rapper rocks the mic it’s like
you just got off a hunger strike
Hiphop tried to force feed you rhymes about
rappers wasting money while others live without
the food they need to survive, we need to strive
to make our music make us feel alive
contrive to revive and enliven the genre,
nerdcore is the style, let me lay some on ya
‘Cause I’m Voltron, you’re a robeast
I’m Lion-O, you’re a creepy old mummy priest
I’m little bo peep, you’re a lost sheep
If you’re a side show then you know I’m the feature, creep
Sit your ass in the bleachers
Sinner G is the feature
Ss-sit your ass in the bleachers
Nerdcore is the feature
Verse 2:
You say your bitTorrents broke, downloads won’t go
you wonder why it says that zero is your ratio –
That’s not a bug, you little creep, it’s a feature,
thats how we know that you’re a dirty torrent leacher
let me teach ya how to do it just like a pro
you set up a proxy and you’re ready to go
download freely whatever you need
but when that torrent’s done, remember to seed!
and now you think you’re hot shit comitting crime on the internet,
got DVD movies that aint out in the theater yet
well press your face to your TV set and make sure not to blink
starve your brain til it’s jello, so you don’t have to think
about all the bull shit of a world on the brink
of self destruction — like all the money we sink
into idle entertainment, the drugs and the drinks
and frontin for honies, trying to ravage the pink
Verse 3:
Merlin out in Camelot was trying to plan an outing
he had tried to scry a dragon when I heard him shouting
Oh no! I think we’ve got a feature creep
I tried to get my crystal ball to show me where the creature sleeps
it’s telling me about the weather forecast in the nether realm
I’ll need to give directions once King Arthur dons his battle helm
I’m overwhelmed — with all this useless information
shoulda never bought the upgrade there should be some regulations
stating all a crystal ball can show is past present and future
of the topic I choose, need to make the features fewer
time is of the essence when you’re slaying evildoers
so Merlin rifled through his shit and found his older viewer
they found the dragon in manure in the sewers of the city
they would not have searched so hard if they knew it would be so shitty
pretty quickly it awoke and worked its lungs out like a bellows
it was too late, Arthur’s sword was sayin’ hello
End:
When a nerdcore rapper rocks the mic it’s like
you just got off a hunger strike
open up wide and let us inside
hunger no more, we will provide
have a little Frontalot and STD
enjoy MC Lars and YTC
Beefy, K.Flay, have it your way
the feature on the menu’s nerdcore today
have a little Frontalot and STD
enjoy MC Lars and YTC
Beefy, K.Flay, have it your way
the feature on the menu’s nerdcore today
Sit your ass in the bleachers
Sinner G is the feature
Ss-sit your ass in the bleachers
Nerdcore is the feature
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